So West The Cowboys Died Of Too Much Westness.

[rionaleonhart]

Now that two of my friends are writing (at least) six-way crossovers, I feel terribly disappointed in myself. I love and adore crossovers, but I don't think I've ever written a full-length one that incorporated more than two fandoms. That's shameful. It really is

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[ladybella]

Top Gear/Pokemon/Sonic the Hedgehog/Lost.

The three presenters get stranded on Emerald Island after their plane crashes and decide to explore it. The island is full of strange easily-breakable televisions with things in them, lots of loop-de-loops and waterfalls with vicious Magikarp, and Richard finds a pair of red running shoes that seem to make him run SUPERSUPERFAST. Jeremy gets too greedy collecting golden rings to take back to Francie, and is attacked by a robotic Beedrill, which is stopped and captured by James throwing an oddly colored ball he got from a broken television at it.

.......

EPIC WIN.

[rionaleonhart]

IT IS AN AMAZING IDEA. Oh, dear, they'd fight so much over the super-speed powerup, wouldn't they? AND POKÉBALLS IN THE POWER-UP BOXES. VICIOUS MAGIKARP. YOU ARE A GENIUS.

[ladybella]

Jeremy swore at the television box and kicked it again, trying to break. When it did, it accidentally cut his leg, and he yelped in pain, clutching it with both hands.

There was no blood.

"Um, James?"

James looked away from the loop-de-loop, and Richard's mad screaming as he went around for the fiftieth time. "What?"

"...I'm not bleeding."

James shook his head. "No, but your rings have falled out of your pockets."

[rionaleonhart]

This actually made me laugh out loud. You genius! TOP GEAR SHOULD NOT FIT INTO THE SONIC UNIVERSE THIS WELL.

[ladybella]

As Jeremy shrieked and dropped to the ground, trying desperately to pick up the rings before they melted into the earth, Richard finally escaped the loop and skidded to a halt in front of James, panting and red in the face, unable to speak.

James shook his head, and that's when he saw something move out of the corner of his eye. Narrowing his eyes, the shape finally moved out of the bushes, and wagged its tail.

"Was TG on the flight with us, Richard?"

Richard, ignoring the swearing of Jeremy as the older man dug into the ground, shook his head. "No... back at home... why?"

James paled. "Then either I'm still halleucenating, or she's somehow made it onto the island."

(This is so lame, come on. XD)

[rionaleonhart]

I LOVE LAME. The old Sonic children's cartoon was composed entirely of lame and I adored it. And you can't deny that the Top Gear team having to deal with actual gameplay mechanics is fantastic.

[ladybella]

I think if I ever do write this, it'd just be Top Gear/Sonic the Hedgehog, cause that'd be enough in itself without the added Pokemon and Lost elements. Those are enough by themselves. *g*

[rionaleonhart]

Please do write it! I have been made ridiculously gleeful by the revelation of how alarmingly well these fandoms work together. The Top Gear team do not get dropped into videogames nearly enough!

[ladybella]

OBVIOUSLY I MEANT FALLEN, NOT FALLED.

*is executed by Grammar Squad*