Fashionable Jehovah's Witness Errand Simulator XIII-3.

Mar 30, 2014 22:59

I've fallen back into my terrible addiction to watching What Would You Do? clips on YouTube, alas. For those unaware of it, What Would You Do? is an American hidden camera show in which actors play out scenarios (e.g. 'Some arsehole's hitting on a woman who clearly wants him to leave her alone! What would you do?') and see whether bystanders step ( Read more... )

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wolfy_writing March 31 2014, 00:32:26 UTC
If you ever find yourself stopping to help some guy with a superficial-but-bloody injury, and he turns out to be an asshole named Jeremy, run away immediately.

Also, I'm very much hoping you end up writing that fic! I've never seen What Would You Do, but I still want that fic to exist.

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rionaleonhart March 31 2014, 08:01:08 UTC
It'll pain me to run away from a dream come true, but that's probably not bad advice.

It's a difficult fic to make work! I don't want to give Creepy Jeremy his own body; he exists only in the actor Jeremy's head, and it's tricky to seduce someone under those circumstances even if you aren't an arsehole.

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wolfy_writing March 31 2014, 10:28:54 UTC
Honestly, I think the asshole thing is a much bigger problem than the not having his own body thing. I mean you could do something where Real Jeremy was doing an acting exercise where he was visualizing a situation with Creepy Jeremy and it went in an unexpected direction (so he was seeing Creepy Jeremy as a separate person, but only in his imagination), you could do something where Creepy Jeremy was a voice telling Real Jeremy to touch himself, you could do some weird Alien Hand Syndrome-like thing where Creepy Jeremy could actually control one hand and use to do interesting things - it's a fairly solvable problem.

(It probably says a lot about me that I find "How two people could have sex if one of them didn't have a separate body" easier to solve than "Why someone would want to have sex with an asshole".)

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apiphile April 1 2014, 19:24:55 UTC
It says your priorities are in order :D

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apiphile April 1 2014, 19:24:15 UTC
I think my answer might have to be 'deeply unpleasant and covered in blood'.

If I am ever asked to explain why we are friends, that will be on the list.

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