I Should Probably Try To Find A Plastic Sword.

[rionaleonhart]

Riona: This is a long shot, but do you by any chance have any brown waistcoats, suitable for an eighteenth-century blacksmith or rather classy pirate?
Shop Assistant: I very much doubt it

Comments

[th_esaurus]

I really hope the opening to this entry is a true-to-life transcript ;__;

[rionaleonhart]

I promise you that it is.

The shop assistant seemed entirely unfazed. Perhaps he is used to catering (or, indeed, failing to cater) to eighteenth-century blacksmiths.

[dracothelizard]

I was quite excited when Neil Gaiman was tweeting at Derren Brown. It's the sort of random fandom crossovers you get with real people!

[rionaleonhart]

Hee, I had not seen that! It sort of makes me want to continue my Derren-in-London-Below crossover.

[dracothelizard]

Also, have you tried secondhand clothing shops? They often have unusual clothes. Y'know, for future dressing up.

[dancesontrains]

Have you been to Dirty Harry? They have loads of waistcoats.

...and I somehow missed the part about you buying one anyway! /o\ Never mind, one of these days I am dragging you around to try clothes on >:D

[rionaleonhart]

Oh, thank you for the advice! I shall remember that when I am next in need of a waistcoat.

Oh, dear, you do not want to go clothes shopping with me. It will be a painful experience for both of us. Clothes shops and I do not get along.

[dancesontrains]

I was trying to think of some clever retort involving masochism, sadism and sex shops, but failed :(

[wanttobeatree]

Have I ever mentioned that I love your assless freak? CAUSE I DO.

[rionaleonhart]

I am glad it is appreciated! It wasn't in this entry at first, but I couldn't resist going back to edit it in.

[wanttobeatree]

I'm glad you edited it in. I would have been so confused without it! A RIONA POST WITH HIGHLIGHT-TO-READ AND WITHOUT ASSLESS FREAKS? IT'S JUST NOT ON.

[zeitheist]

The only part of the highlighted text which is readable to me on my friends page layout is 'interesting' and 'assless freak'. For some reason this amuses me.

OH GOD DERREN BROWN. I'm sort of gaining an affection for him from you, via some sort of osmosis. I've never even seen a Derren Brown show (he frightens me too much). THIS IS CLEARLY ALL YOUR FAULT.

[rionaleonhart]

Derren Brown has obviously learnt how to control minds through others' Livejournal entries. Be very careful.

[zeitheist]

*backs away from you in horror*