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The Theme Of This Entry Is 'Riona Shouldn't Be Allowed To Make Entries'.

Apr 02, 2009 20:38

From the article in which Derren Brown very quietly came out in September 2007:

You should always come out; life is so much easier. People generally aren't as bothered by your intimate secrets as you are. It took me being in a relationship with a guy for a month before I told anyone I was thus inclined.I probably shouldn't, but I really, really ( Read more... )

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dracothelizard April 2 2009, 22:46:00 UTC

Maybe you're both, a frightening combination.

wolfy_writing April 2 2009, 22:51:00 UTC

Well the book says it's the elbow that bends the wrong way, not the ankles like the website says, so therefore I don't have Stig ankles, but just yesterday I nearly couldn't leave my workplace due to an angry attack goose!

The universe is trying to convince me I'm the Stig. It's weird.

dracothelizard April 2 2009, 22:54:38 UTC

Angry attack geese are best avoided.

How are you around boy scouts? And are you allergic to the Dutch?

wolfy_writing April 2 2009, 23:00:24 UTC

I don't tend to run into boy scouts. And the only trouble I have with the Dutch is that everyone there seems to think I'm Dutch and refuses to speak English to me. Also, contrary to everything every American and English person told me, I did manage to get lost and ask for directions in a neighborhood where no one spoke English and I had to flag down an Algerian on a bicycle to find where I was going. And I didn't like Crutch-Fetish Man, but neither did the other Dutch people.

I'm only allergic to nik-niks. Therefore not the Stig.

dracothelizard April 2 2009, 23:05:29 UTC

I guess we have seen your Inner Dutch Person even if you haven't seen it yet.

So, you're Jeremy Clarkson?

wolfy_writing April 2 2009, 23:07:27 UTC

That depends; do you think Jeremy Clarkson is secretly Dutch? Because if so, I'm seriously going to have to consider the possibility.

dracothelizard April 2 2009, 23:08:52 UTC

He's tall enough for it.

wolfy_writing April 2 2009, 23:12:16 UTC

See, and I'm not! I'm shorter than Richard Hammond! (Although apparently taller than Mindy.)

dracothelizard April 2 2009, 23:13:05 UTC

Inside every short person, there's an inner Dutch, tall person waiting to come out.

You know, like in Alien.

wolfy_writing April 2 2009, 23:15:03 UTC

And my inner Dutch person is Jeremy Clarkson?

dracothelizard April 2 2009, 23:15:56 UTC

Who knows!

wolfy_writing April 2 2009, 23:19:41 UTC

Does someone who wrote The Big Book of Top Gear do macros on topgearmacros? Because they manage to make the caption of one of the photos a slightly wordier INVISIBLE BUTTSEX joke. Albeit, they only do this by implying Matty McNair has a penis.

dracothelizard April 2 2009, 23:32:16 UTC

I have long suspected that the people responsible for the books hang around the LJ fandom. How else would one explain the Hammond/Oliver lovestory? Or the May-as-Biggles AU?

wolfy_writing April 2 2009, 23:42:44 UTC

If you and Riona collaborated on a book, it would look suspiciously like this.

Hmm...

dracothelizard April 3 2009, 09:46:48 UTC

Nonsense.

Neither of us have the artistic talent to draw the May-as-Biggles comic.

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