Had The English Won At Senlac, We Would Have Less Diverse Daleks.

[rionaleonhart]

Oh, dear. I keep wanting to update, partly because I am bored and partly because finding myself confronted by the twin stares of Derren Brown and his Jigglypuff every time I visit my journal is starting to seriously unnerve me, but my fandom of the moment is this ridiculous imaginary universe in which Derren Brown is the Doctor's companion, and I

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[rionaleonhart]

Thank you!

"It's better to speak with a dialect than to speak like a dalek."

Hee! (I am really curious about what that could possibly have been advertising, now.)

[dracothelizard]

LOL sparkle-pires. I have recently come to the conclusion that the cliche of vampires who don't drink human blood would be a lot more fun if you had some vampires who tried to set their equivalent of PETA and tried to make other vampires aware of how defenseless the poor humans are.

But surely Derren would have his Back-up Dancers with him during his travels with the Doctor?

[dracothelizard]

Why not? Lots of highschoolers go abroad for a year after highschool.

[rionaleonhart]

Oh, I do hope so. Derren Brown walking dramatically forwards, whilst Ryan and Sharpay twirl behind him in matching pink outfits? It would be amazing.

[rionaleonhart]

I do occasionally wonder whether the students of East High sometimes find themselves forced to sing things with which they do not agree at all. 'We've arrived because we stuck together'? Is that really you, Sharpay? I am suspicious.

Re: THIS IS THE LAST EDIT, I SWEAR

[dracothelizard]

The singing demon from Buffy! He also made people dance and express their supersekrit feelings.

[apiphile]

You are every shade and flavour of WRONG.

[rionaleonhart]

Should I take this as a compliment? I think I shall take this as a compliment.

[apiphile]

HARRIET. I just watched a video of a man EATING DOG SHIT and it was less disturbing than this post.

[rionaleonhart]

...the fact that you watched a video of a man eating dog shit disturbs me more than the fact that a video of a man eating dog shit exists in the first place. Tell me it wasn't voluntary.

[rionaleonhart]

I shall be terribly, terribly delighted if you actually do this. (Obviously, his question about whether you mean David Tennant will be accompanied by slight shiftiness, because he actually is friends with the Doctor and isn't sure whether he should be confirming it in public. Obviously.)