Stealing The Bird Ladies.

[rionaleonhart]

There was originally a paragraph here whining about my Tuesday schedule (long story short: my combined waking time before leaving for university in the morning and after returning in the evening? Even though I wake up at seven? Three and a half hours. My Tuesday semesters are completely awesome, but still), but I deleted it because it was boring.

Comments

[calamitysxchild]

Have you seen the recent images from the next issue of TV Guide, featuring Hugh Laurie spraying WHITE silly string onto Robert Sean Leonard's face?

If you haven't, you certainly should. Doesn't matter what your view is on House/Wilson, it's still amazing.

[kadrin]

This is unrelated to anything, but you really should see it.

The Utena musical was almost the bit you said about having all the male parts played by women, but they didn't get around to the vice versa. Girl Saionji was so sassy.

[wolfy_writing]

Your dreams are awesome! I like "WILSON HAS SEX WITH BIRDS!" best.

I can't remember the prologue from Twilight. I am somewhat tempted by my "Guy accidentally gets magicked into thinking he's Edward and Dean is Bella. Dean is initially confused and pissed off about creepy stalker boy, but when Sam works out it is a spell, Dean has to play along in bits to undo it. Dean makes the world's least-convincing Bella Swan, and Sam laughs himself to death," idea. It would, however, involve unpleasant degrees of reading Twilight again.

hope my recent ficciness hasn't horribly traumatized you

[captlebubbles]

I love your dreams. I want to camp out in your head for a few days just so I can see them play out. I'm sure there's bits that you're forgetting.

[wolfy_writing]

I want to trade. My dreams suck. Even cracky stuff like the giant rampaging chicken scares the crap out of me, and I wind up freaking out years later when it turns up on a commercial for the state fair.

(GO AWAY, GIANT RAMPAGING CHICKEN! YOU ARE NOT MAKING ME WANT TO ATTEND THE STATE FAIR!)

[captlebubbles]

At least yours are amusing. I just keep getting hit on by the Top Gear boys. (possibly not a real problem, but its usually to apologize for nearly killing me.)

[wolfy_writing]

Mine involve way too many seemingly amusing concepts that translate to sheer terror! There was the army of dancing corn, the vampire dinosaurs (who turned you into another dinosaur by biting you and sucking your blood), that one with the Winchesters where I was the long-lost sister, but I could fly, which had Dean convinced he had to kill me (and there were also pointless space aliens, and the children's book of pure evil), all of those awful ones where I get unstuck in time (I hate it when time stops being linear and goes all yo-yo), way too many zombie apocalypses, and the mermaid one. Don't ask about the mermaid one.

Oddly, the one with the space-traveling elves taking me away because I had just enough elf in me to survive their spaceship wasn't traumatic, even though I was going to go away forever. It had this weird car which you could only walk up to if you approached at exactly the right angle, otherwise you'd just end up walking around it. That's how they knew I was elf enough.