Stealing The Bird Ladies.
There was originally a paragraph here whining about my Tuesday schedule (long story short: my combined waking time before leaving for university in the morning and after returning in the evening? Even though I wake up at seven? Three and a half hours. My Tuesday semesters are completely awesome, but still), but I deleted it because it was boring. Instead, have an instalment of Strange Things I Have Discovered In My Notebook Today. I cannot recall writing any of these.
I want to create a television series in which all the male parts are played by women and vice versa, purely to sexually confuse the fans.
HERE IS A TERRIBLE FANFIC IDEA FOR YOU: begin with the prologue of Twilight. Have it turn out that the hunter is Dean Winchester. I AM NOT SUPPOSED TO BE CONSIDERING WRITING TWILIGHT FANFICTION. (I'm not supposed to be considering reading Twilight fanfiction, either, but, er, somebody write this for me?)
(from a dream) He had a ukulele, so we performed the ukulele owners' secret handshake by placing the backs of our ukuleles together and shaking them solemnly up and down. (I am so going to do this the next time I meet another ukulele player whilst carrying my own ukulele. Which, er, I'm fairly sure has never happened. BUT IT COULD.)
(from a dream) Oh, and also Gabriella from High School Musical was the Winchesters' sister. I dreamt that the first few episodes of Supernatural were about her and Dean travelling together, rather than Dean and Sam, and wondered why nobody wrote fanfiction about her. She and Dean were obviously close; she didn't feel like a random addition to the family. (WHO IS GOING TO WRITE ME FANFICTION ABOUT GABRIELLA WINCHESTER? YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.)
(from a dream) Dreamt that I was James Wilson and I had a pet bird. I somehow turned into a bird as well, and we crashed a bird show to steal some bird seed and bird ladies. THAT'S RIGHT: IN MY DREAMS, JAMES WILSON HAS SEX WITH BIRDS. LITERAL BIRDS. Also, House apparently has bird porn on his desktop.
I want to create a television series in which all the male parts are played by women and vice versa, purely to sexually confuse the fans.
HERE IS A TERRIBLE FANFIC IDEA FOR YOU: begin with the prologue of Twilight. Have it turn out that the hunter is Dean Winchester. I AM NOT SUPPOSED TO BE CONSIDERING WRITING TWILIGHT FANFICTION. (I'm not supposed to be considering reading Twilight fanfiction, either, but, er, somebody write this for me?)
(from a dream) He had a ukulele, so we performed the ukulele owners' secret handshake by placing the backs of our ukuleles together and shaking them solemnly up and down. (I am so going to do this the next time I meet another ukulele player whilst carrying my own ukulele. Which, er, I'm fairly sure has never happened. BUT IT COULD.)
(from a dream) Oh, and also Gabriella from High School Musical was the Winchesters' sister. I dreamt that the first few episodes of Supernatural were about her and Dean travelling together, rather than Dean and Sam, and wondered why nobody wrote fanfiction about her. She and Dean were obviously close; she didn't feel like a random addition to the family. (WHO IS GOING TO WRITE ME FANFICTION ABOUT GABRIELLA WINCHESTER? YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.)
(from a dream) Dreamt that I was James Wilson and I had a pet bird. I somehow turned into a bird as well, and we crashed a bird show to steal some bird seed and bird ladies. THAT'S RIGHT: IN MY DREAMS, JAMES WILSON HAS SEX WITH BIRDS. LITERAL BIRDS. Also, House apparently has bird porn on his desktop.