I Like To Imagine I'm Wearing A Cape Emblazoned With 'The Doorinator'.
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I hate it when someone who doesn't truly appreciate the beauty of automatic doors reaches one in front of me. YOU HAVE ROBBED ME OF MY MOMENT OF AWESOME. (Seriously, if you've never 'opened' an automatic door with a dramatic sweep of the arm, you should try it. You look completely ridiculous, but you feel like the coolest person in the world.)
I cannot, alas, take credit for coming up with the mushroom question; it's a question my brother asked my father a few weeks ago. I laughed so hard when my father relayed it to me.
I hate it when someone who doesn't truly appreciate the beauty of automatic doors reaches one in front of me. YOU HAVE ROBBED ME OF MY MOMENT OF AWESOME. (Seriously, if you've never 'opened' an automatic door with a dramatic sweep of the arm, you should try it. You look completely ridiculous, but you feel like the coolest person in the world.)
I cannot, alas, take credit for coming up with the mushroom question; it's a question my brother asked my father a few weeks ago. I laughed so hard when my father relayed it to me.