Comments | rinalia: Oh noes! Pit Bulls are BOILING over!

rinalia

Oh noes! Pit Bulls are BOILING over!

Jun 14, 2006 20:54

We've had visitors of Fruitland attacked by pit bulls, boiling over their fences

Somebody left the pit bulls on the stove for too long, and now they are just boiling over. They especially like to boil over fences, because that takes a lot of skill...we all know pit bulls like to be skillful. They can exert five billion pounds of pressure in order to ( Read more... )

pit bulls, snark, dogs, stupidity, sarcasm

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rinalia June 17 2006, 03:47:17 UTC

I know! And when I e-mailed them about it, I received a standardized response...which, oddly enough, made me chuckle even more.

dragonvyxn June 15 2006, 13:37:40 UTC

i did not know that pit bulls were a liquid.

rinalia June 17 2006, 03:47:34 UTC

Now you do. And knowing is half the battle. ;)

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rinalia June 17 2006, 03:48:51 UTC

OMG! Didn't you know it's TOTALLY effective legislation to punish the law-abiding citizens?!? I feel safer already knowing that Fruitytutu is going to take care of all those liquid pit bulls boiling over fences! The world is a safer place.

Sounds like a very scary place in your complex! I'd be on the lookout for vicious tea kettles, rather than vicious dogs!