captain

[rihatsu62]

Update: I will now be Captain Sophie J Hawkins.

This is at least four times cooler to announce at the start of a flight. When the Red Tide of Communism (stop laughing, Noa) arrives from overseas/the white house, I will be qualified to battle it in my fighter jet just because of my name.

Comments

[dollar_menu]

Th-the red tide of -- White House -- you --

Do you really think that I'm gonna let that Commie bastard do anything to my precious vital regions?!

Your answer to the hero better be a resounding "NO, SIR!"

[rihatsu62]

SIR, NO SIR!!

sdkjfhs why do you never talk to me like this in bed when it would count for something~

[dollar_menu]

It's funny you mention that! My plan was originally to build a giant gun that converts Communists to Capitalists while in bed, but I've been told that's not such a great idea after all...

[rihatsu62]

That's bullshit

Whoever said that was a total downer and probably jealous into the bargain

I will buy the prototype of this gun

[midnightdash]

...>3

[rihatsu62]

n_n

[ockeroid]

With a name like that you will be fully equiped to be a movie character.

[rihatsu62]

I KNOW, RIGHT. I could act in movies. Like, I wouldn't need to audition. They would just see my name and be like, NEVER MIND THE ACTOR, WE HAVE THE ACTUAL CHARACTER RIGHT HERE! CASTING IS CLOSED!