•ASHLEE SIMPSON MUST BE MAGNIFICENT AT THROWING HER VOICE IN ORDER TO MAKE IT SEEM LIKE IT'S COMING OUT OF THE PUBLIC ADDRESS SYSTEM •Man, you're caught girlfriend: The article

I had a good time this weekend. Went to Gainesville. Infiltrated grocery stores, convenience stores, craft stores, dollar stores under the influence. I prefer to drink my wine from an Erlenmeyer flask. Beware the spidey signal, the people downstairs, and quackers ( Read more... )

Saw something supremely inspiring today, another public writing surface for anonymous, uninformed opinion. Today's question was, "Who do you think is the greatest leader?", presumably, the question was referring to "of all time". You'll be pleased to know number one was...-none other than the man himself, Jesus Christ. Following closely were those ( Read more... )

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I haven't updated in awhile, sorry.

However, I need an ego massage, pathos be damned. Leave me some groovy comments until I get my head together.

I remember the last time we met
you held a stranger's hand
you introduced me to him and said
"could we try and be friends?"
Well I could, but I don't
and I should, but I won't
it's laughable, laughable

This are excerts taken directly from the Clear Channel Mission Statement.I have emphasized particularly salient points with capital letters ( Read more... )

In Spain, the film "I, Robot" is known as:

"Yo, Robot"

I am not kidding.

The billboard has Will Smith on the front and "Yo, Robot" right next to him, so it looks like he´s about to throw down on some motherfucking robots, Philly style.

Alright, so, since that last episode in Barcelona, I arrived in Valéncia. My notes read as thus ( Read more... )