spills of the quills

Sep 22, 2004 19:10

Saw something supremely inspiring today, another public writing surface for anonymous, uninformed opinion. Today's question was, "Who do you think is the greatest leader?", presumably, the question was referring to "of all time". You'll be pleased to know number one was...-none other than the man himself, Jesus Christ. Following closely were those great amigos of the little people, G. W. Bush and Ronald Reagan. Also making a strong showing was Chris Rix, our noble quarterback of the fighting Racial Others.

Please pardon me while I go call in an airstrike on Tallahassee. Come in, Almighty, this is PBR streetgang, come in heavy and give it all you got on my position, over.

After the holocaust, we'll have to rebuild. I could realize my dream of starting a nest community and we could all be the grooviest ants there ever were.

Katí says one of the things she likes about America is the abundance of wilderness, the notion that fatality still exists in nature, unlike where she lives Europe. I was thinking I should Fed-Ex her a box of poisonous spiders inside a birthday cake or something like that to keep her primal instincts sharp.

I'm extraordinarily hungry these days. I haven't been drinking enough. There is causality here. Alcohol decreases stomach acid production, hence making you less hungry. Remove the alcohol, stomach acid production goes roofward, and I end up eating a whole pizza. What's up with everyone trying to cut a non-drinking pact with me anyway? I've had like two within a fortnight, that's two more than necessary in a lifetime. Bah.

This was all random and I apologize, but I did it because I hadn't done a meaningful post in awhile that didn't either sound like a travelogue or wasn't an LJ quiz.

ah, post-data: I LOVE Caroline and enjoy being her outlet-in-chief
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