In the latest tabloid bullshit news ...

[riffling]

They're now broadcasting to the world that Brad will only wed Angelina "when everyone else in the country who wants to be married is legally able".Keep in mind, I see most celebrity news as equivalent to the most contrived reality TV show ever concieved. And I avoid Reality TV as a rule. I wouldn't have even seen this article if it wasn't the TOP

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[eisem502]

You left out the "Like, omigawd! I, like, still totally, like, have a chance with him now! Omigawd!" constituent.

I'm extremely hesitant to ever believe that a celeb is doing anything out of genuine concern for human rights and will therefore accept anything other than A as a possibility.

I will similarly refuse to marry Brad Pitt until all my friends can marry Brad Pitt.

[nightshade316]

But what if we don't want to marry Brad Pitt? :)

[eisem502]

I don't want to marry Brad Pitt either, but I will make a statement by giving you first dibs on him :-P

[nightshade316]

B and C, plus:

D) Angelina said he wasn't gettin any unless he went along with this.