In the latest tabloid bullshit news ...
They're now broadcasting to the world that Brad will only wed Angelina "when everyone else in the country who wants to be married is legally able".
Keep in mind, I see most celebrity news as equivalent to the most contrived reality TV show ever concieved. And I avoid Reality TV as a rule. I wouldn't have even seen this article if it wasn't the TOP FUCKING STORY on Yahoo! news. Stupidity knows no bounds.
With all this in mind however, do you think this little nugget of non-news will convince the Interweb populus that Brad Pitt is:
a) A staunch supporter of human rights
b) A pussy who's scared shitless of commitment
c) Gay
Thoughts?
Keep in mind, I see most celebrity news as equivalent to the most contrived reality TV show ever concieved. And I avoid Reality TV as a rule. I wouldn't have even seen this article if it wasn't the TOP FUCKING STORY on Yahoo! news. Stupidity knows no bounds.
With all this in mind however, do you think this little nugget of non-news will convince the Interweb populus that Brad Pitt is:
a) A staunch supporter of human rights
b) A pussy who's scared shitless of commitment
c) Gay
Thoughts?