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[rid_ney]

It may feel like summer when I walk out of the seedy roller rink where you can purchase a handful of ancient cashews for $.25 from a chicklet machine, then the 90% humidity makes it feel like slamming into a solid wall of steam even though it's 9 pm, but it's not really summer until True Blood is airing, and I didn't realize a new season was

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[rid_ney]

I'll see what I can do :3

True Blood (what I thought of as Vampire Romance Cash-In #3007) had no interest for me until I heard someone describe the redneck vampires: "How kin yew keyull whut's alreddy ded?!" Awesome. That and the 70s blaxploitation vampires talking about blood-raiding an LSU frat party.

It's great because in addition the sheer WTFry of the soap opera plot, the vampires are either completely subverting tropes (Bubbapires) or conforming to them in all the wrong ways, like when the stoic blond guy above sashays in, ruins his coif by messily eating a dude, and does it all in sweatpants.

[csakuras]

SO EXCITED~ I didn't even realize how much I missed this show until I came across those minisodes a few days ago.

And I'm glad to see you posting again. You're the only one I know who also watches this show. ;.;

[rid_ney]

You're the only one I know who watches this show, too! And while I still go FFFFFF and OMG WHAT when I'm by myself, it's more fun if other people know what I'm FFFFF and WHATing about.