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[richardsmash]

Me: So basically I decided that if people continue to leave dishes out when the dishwasher is empty I'm just going crush or break the dishes in question.
Brian: Yeah, I'm not OK with that.
Me: Well who's been leaving the dishes out then?
Brian: I don't know!!
Me: And neither do I! So I'm going to keep breaking dishes until we have ONE DISH

Comments

[lest_we_regress]

What you could do is let the dishes pile up for a week or so, then quietly move them all onto one of the beds belonging to one of your roommates. If they protest, say, "Hey dick, if I'm not leaving out dishes and you're not leaving out dishes, then who is!" Continue this process until you've started a dishes-being-left-out witch hunt.

Don't stop for anything. Not even to breathe.

[tao_my_wei]

yup, I second the idea of throwing the dishes in their bed. i believe I crafted that particular roommate revenge idea, in fact.

i'm coming to the daniel is gone party.

oh that kid and his puking and shitting on things...