Day 7: my pet hates

[riadsala]

My cat hates it when she's on one side of a closed door and when people that are not her are getting fed. Eh? Eh? Pet hates, geddit?? :D

Comments

[shoemaster]

I hate when people walk too slowly in such a way that it's also difficult to pass them. I AM SUCH A DICK ABOUT PASSING THESE PEOPLE. Sorry, kids, but some of us have a bus to catch!!!! or just don't want to be stuck behind you for 15 minutes to go half a block

[riadsala]

For me it's mostly the concourses at 30th Street Station, where pretty much everyone is trying to get somewhere quickly, except for the jerkstores dawdling down the hallway three abreast. The hallway is super wide to accommodate all this foot traffic, how can you be taking up the whole thing???? >:(

[natacup82]

I'm constantly furious at the slow walkers at 69th street. You are between me and my train/bus. Move like you've got a purpose in life bro.

[riadsala]

It's a transportation center. Transportate yourself.

[drunktuesdays]

I love when people have no concept of how boners work. I just picture this like when you inflate something, just sad and limp and then brrrrrrrrrup pointed at the ceiling!

[riadsala]

Boners: basically like a timelapse of a flower opening.

[xcarex]

I want to know what part of the dick is blinding. Like, is it hard but glittery like a diamond? Is there an explosion?

[riadsala]

So much blood is in his dick that there's no blood left for his optic nerve? It makes no sense!

[strobelighted]

Things I like about this entry:

- pet puns
- making fun of men

A++++

[riadsala]

Puns are great and men are history's greatest monsters. Glad we both have such correct opinions!