Comments | rhymed: I love my father.

rhymed

I love my father.

Mar 15, 2009 16:27

Dad: [joking] You know, one day they'll cure that homosexuality disease of yours ( Read more... )

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straydogstrut March 15 2009, 21:01:25 UTC

That deadly weapon being my foot!! (or more realistically, a tolerance for paperwork and bullshit, which has to constitute as a weapon somewhere). Saying that the Marines and the Navy are the same thing is like saying buttholes taste just like blueberry muffins (which they don't, in my opinion (not speaking from personal experience here, I promise))

rhymed March 15 2009, 21:07:57 UTC

I am so tempted to send you a box of blueberry muffins labeled "BUTTHOLES" now, you have no idea.

ALSO DUDE :( WHEN IS THE NEXT TIME YOU'RE GONNA BE IN TOWN, ANYWAY?

straydogstrut March 15 2009, 21:18:49 UTC

If you sent me blueberry muffins I wouldn't even care if they were labeled "Whale vaginas", I'd still eat the fuck out of them.

WELL MAYBE SOON ACTUALLY. I've been in class this whole goddamn time and am about to start my actual job, and when I do we operate on a "four on, four off" schedule. So as soon as I find out when I'm getting four days off, I'm flying my ass up to NH. I will be sure to let everyone know when that will be!

rhymed March 15 2009, 21:25:18 UTC

What if i sent you whale vaginas and labeled them blueberry muffins?

FUCK YEAH let me know ahead of time so i can take some time off work and we can have shenanigans.

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apology March 15 2009, 22:43:33 UTC

. . . again, I love your family, dude.

rhymed March 15 2009, 22:44:57 UTC

trufax: the first time biz visited me, we hung out in my room with my dad, looking at rule34.com for about 20 minutes.