Hello everyone.

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Today is a very special day, yes thats right, its the official Steak and Blowjob Day! I, for one, probably wont be celebrating it, because as you all know, I suck at women. But for the rest of you, tell your significant other about this holiday and rejoice.

hot beef injection.

I learned a valuable life lesson today: don't speed (or just buy a radar detector).

And apparently, not consenting to a search is "hassling" the cop. Also, they will never believe you if you say you only had one or two beers even if thats all you did have.

Finals can go to hell.

Thought this was a good quote:

Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it.
- Ellen Goodman

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Having that conversation over text messages probably wasn't such a great idea. They are, apparently, easily intercepted.

fuck.

sorry to be so cryptic, but it had to be said.

fuck.

In order to remain one of the most enigmatic of LJ users I have decided to post only short, or perhaps long or even no entries. Take that.

New word of the day: lolphin.

i.e. "lolphin safe tuna," "flipper is a bottle-nosed lolphin" or the ever-popular "thats pretty lolphin"