The Hilton's Gone Downhill

[rhondarubin]

It's no secret that I loathe and detest P*rez Hilton. Not that it's any skin off his nose, mind you. The Rhonda simply is not famous enough to merit his dropping a donut long enough to write about me*. Just wait until my readership hits nine, though. And, even with fame? I still wouldn't care in the slightest if he said anything nasty about me in

Comments

[scottynola]

Perhaps you can imagine my absolute horror when I was cleaning out my e-address book last fall and saw the following:
mario.lavendeira@instinctmag.com

I had never once cleaned out the address book since I first went on-line in 1996. And yes, I used to write for Instinct. Regardless, it horrified me to realize I had corresponded with, and worked with, the steaming pile of excrement destined to become Perez.

I am still traumatized.

And yes, I hate him as well.

[scottynola]

And even more horrifying, you are now only ONE DEGREE OF SEPARATION from him....

[rhondarubin]

Nope. You are one degree away. I am two. Thanks for being my human shield from asshattery. :)

[smoness]

I'm sorry... did you just describe television as "scrumptious?" I'm gonna need to revoke your rock & roll punk lesbian card, stat.

[rhondarubin]

No! Wait! I described something campy using a campy word. Therefore, my creds are safe. Besides, you cannot revoke those cards. They are tattooed onto my left butt cheek.

[smoness]

You show me a tattoo on that butt cheek and I'll drop the charges.

[smoness]

Take Pictures !!!!!