read about it here. i went to church with kurtis in the room where katie's concert was and i went through the car wash, which was weird and fun, and i went to the bookstore.

at the bookstore i set my glasses hrc-sticker-side up and the girl behind the counter joked at the other girl behind the counter about a womyn who was in here earlier and kept ( Read more... )

2. ellen's crazy realtor asks: ellen? where are you?
ellen, laughing: i was in the closet! (4.2)

3. ellen: so i had this dream where i'm a zebra and i'm swimming in a pool doing the macarena with k.d. lang-- (4.13)

4. finally the world will see me for what i am--a homeowner.

5. and i only hope that one day if i have a slightly odd relationship that you ( Read more... )

my ex(?!)-girlfriend is at a gay bar.

=(

right, i know this is no longer a breaking news story, but in the second episode of the fourth season, i have discovered irrefutable evidence, and it is this.


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i went running, God knows why, and it's hard to pull the top of my foot back toward my calf, especially on the right.

in "witness", ellen is spence's witness for his law-school mock trial. she's a stripped who lies and makes stuff up (including that opposing counsel comes in all the time, drinks vodka, and barks like a dog) and finally confesses ( Read more... )