totally gay, an unnews chronicle
2. ellen's crazy realtor asks: ellen? where are you?
ellen, laughing: i was in the closet! (4.2)
3. ellen: so i had this dream where i'm a zebra and i'm swimming in a pool doing the macarena with k.d. lang-- (4.13)
4. finally the world will see me for what i am--a homeowner.
5. and i only hope that one day if i have a slightly odd relationship that you too will not judge me.
wild cheers!
5 1/2. do you have any idea how hard it was for me, keeping this a secret? living a lie? scared of what others might think?
no.
6. this is rock and roll fantasy camp. you can be anyone you want to be.
melissa etheridge. k.d. lang. indigo girls.
tina turner.
7. ellen, let's promise never to let a man come between us again.
ohh, i can honestly say that won't happen.
8. ellen yanks the mirror out of peter's hands and finishes his sentences twice.
peter says, and finally peter, you're gay! he hands the mirror to ellen.
wild cheers!
ps
"Well, there goes that last line of defense in warding off the unstoppable morning-show lesbian juggernaut that is Ellen DeGeneres."
http://www.theonion.com/content/amvo/rosie_leaving_the_view
ellen, laughing: i was in the closet! (4.2)
3. ellen: so i had this dream where i'm a zebra and i'm swimming in a pool doing the macarena with k.d. lang-- (4.13)
4. finally the world will see me for what i am--a homeowner.
5. and i only hope that one day if i have a slightly odd relationship that you too will not judge me.
wild cheers!
5 1/2. do you have any idea how hard it was for me, keeping this a secret? living a lie? scared of what others might think?
no.
6. this is rock and roll fantasy camp. you can be anyone you want to be.
melissa etheridge. k.d. lang. indigo girls.
tina turner.
7. ellen, let's promise never to let a man come between us again.
ohh, i can honestly say that won't happen.
8. ellen yanks the mirror out of peter's hands and finishes his sentences twice.
peter says, and finally peter, you're gay! he hands the mirror to ellen.
wild cheers!
ps
"Well, there goes that last line of defense in warding off the unstoppable morning-show lesbian juggernaut that is Ellen DeGeneres."
http://www.theonion.com/content/amvo/rosie_leaving_the_view