This is a job for... the hair assassin!

Jan 07, 2011 00:59

Let's face it... From time to time, the objects of our fannish affections make ill-advised styling choices. When they merely choose an ugly hat or unfortunate yellow pants, the damage is relatively limited. But when they run around with heinous hair for weeks or months on end - well ( Read more... )

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krysyuy January 7 2011, 00:32:55 UTC
My eyes. MY EYES. Oh, they hurt. D: D: D: Such awful hairstyles - why?! :(

I had a hard time choosing, but I really can't forgive the poodle look though. It was between that and the orange mop. And wow, that fourth picture does not look like him. xD The hamster head doesn't seem so bad now in comparison to past (chibi!days) hairstyles (and man, how I hate the hamster head).

I actually love the Yukan!blond though. Not when he first dyed it because it was too unnaturally yellow, but after, once it was toned down. :3 I also love his bleached look, haha!

I miss Junno's White X'mas hair. ;___________; Bring it back, Junno! BRING IT BACK! -rocks self in corner-

I'd definitely pitch in for the hair assassin if funds are needed in the future. Right now, I just think Junno needs some of his hair length snipped.

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rheasilvia January 7 2011, 10:18:24 UTC
I knooooooww! It's practically assault on the retinas. WHY?!?

Right now, I just think Junno needs some of his hair length snipped.

Seconded! I almost included a pic of his present locks, but their "meh"ness paled in the company of his past transgression...

Knowing Junno, his hair will get longer still before it gets shorter. He seems to have phases of interest in trying out new styles, interspersed with phases where he can't be bothered to get so much as a trim, and just lets it grow out completely.

I'll put you down on the contributors list for the hair assassin! ;-)

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rheasilvia January 7 2011, 10:20:21 UTC
Oh, and: YES, bring back the gorgeous spiky White Xmas hair... *weeps*

I confess that I also grew to like some of the bleached looks... I'm just never sure whether that's a sign of mental confusion, considering how horrified I was at the first glimpse of the yellow travesty. *g*

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girlearthless January 7 2011, 02:27:47 UTC
*shields herself from the poodle hair* I was choosing between that and the orange mop, but I don't know, perms on JE boys have always turned out to be tragic (take Yoko's, for example. Even his fans told him to change his hair).

I quite like Junno as a bright blond though XD He totally rocked it in Yuukan Club!

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rheasilvia January 7 2011, 10:23:34 UTC
Perms on sparkly dancing boys are the work of the devil! Keep them away! Nooooo!!!

The bleached look grew on me, too... I actually also like some of his blond dos. Which occasionally scares me. ;-)

And my absolute favorite look on Junno is black&short&spiky. So gorgeous!

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gagulan January 7 2011, 02:42:05 UTC
Actually I really like his spiky hair~ ^u^v
& the his hair in the last picture~
The Chiana.2 style is good from the side but not at in front~ Horrible~ But Love the color so much~
I was impressed that he figured out to blench his hair white~
^^;

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rheasilvia January 7 2011, 10:27:49 UTC
The punk rock durian isn't so bad, comparatively speaking; it had its moments! :-)

Blond (or white) hair on Junno always puts me in a moral quandary. Sometimes, it does look pretty nice, or even *really* nice - but then I remember my initial horrified reaction to his yellow hair, and wonder if I am just being corrupted by prolonged exposure...

Not that that would necessarily be so bad. ;-)

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gagulan January 10 2011, 03:32:02 UTC
but I really surprised when I saw the orange mop one~
So horrible bcoz the hair style was really not suitable for him~ D:
His hair as Bidou was amazing~ I like him in there~

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beltenebra January 7 2011, 02:46:12 UTC
Oh my god. 0_0 I had never seen most of those before. It's amazing to think that Junno, in general, has consistently better hair than many in the agency. Yikes.

I totally lost it with the durian comment, that is So Accurate! ♥ I actually really enjoyed the Yukan Club blonde. :3 I was impressed that he managed to pull it off, I'm not sure anyone else would have looked as good. I especially enjoyed it when he had it up in a french twist. ♥

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rheasilvia January 7 2011, 10:32:16 UTC
It's amazing to think that Junno, in general, has consistently better hair than many in the agency.

YES! What a scary thought, right? There are offenders that are so much WORSE.

The YC blond (and all following blonds) is a tricky thing for me. Initially, I was totally horrified... but after a while I started to think things like "but hey, it looks pretty damn cute in *this* picture". And then I started wondering if the sparkly boys were brainwashing me somehow. ;-)

Of all his YC looks, I have to say I liked the bride best. So pretty! :-)

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glitterburn January 7 2011, 09:18:13 UTC
ROFL oh the bad hair! I went with the poodle, because no one looked good with a poodle perm. But there were so many other close-run options!

I liked his Chiana white hair though, that's not so bad :D

Every Asian celebrity I like seems to go through a phase of wearing ugly jumpers. Really really vile knitwear. I have no idea why this happens. So in addition to the hair assassin, I think we need a Bad Knitwear Assassin.

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rheasilvia January 7 2011, 10:37:41 UTC
It's a tough choice, isn't it! And the worst part is: Junno is actually one of the sparkly dancing boys with the best taste in hair.

Yep - it can get so. much. WORSE.

The Chiana hair just looks so fluffy and matted... which is no wonder, seeing as the hair is bleached to within an inch of its life, and beyond. And it was worse from the front, I just tossed all those pictures. :-)

What actually worked for me was the phase when it had grown out a little and was black at the roots, and he kept spiking it (but it wasn't a durian yet). That looked interesting, and pretty neat. (Oh god, my taste has been totally corrupted, hasn't it...)

I think we need a Bad Knitwear Assassin.

GOD YES. The things those boys *wear*. *facepalm*

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