I think rednecks don't believe in evolution because deep down, they know something went wrong when their family trees started to branch back inwards.

I didn't exactly have the loftiest goals today, see the doctor, run a couple errands, check in at home, yell at the financial aid office one more time downtown, then, time allowing, hit up the elliptical and cool off with a nice shower ( Read more... )

I don't post here much these days. Mainly because there's so few things that happen to me that fit into the niche between "things public enough I'd announce it on 3/2" and "things I'd tell people over AIM if I wanted to talk about them at all." I'm on vacation this week, doing a bit of catch-up on gaming and lining the nails up to pound into the ( Read more... )

It seems like actual written articles are pretty much 'out' these days. First static html gave out to dynamic pages with comment forms and php and other borderline arcane things that don't mesh well with my mainly WYSIWYG approach that comes from my design background. (Photoshop, for example, doesn't make me refer to a codebook or cheat sheet in ( Read more... )

For all the time I spend doing my job with a facial expression between 'blase' and 'fuck off,' apparently I'm still nice/helpful enough that people remember me and try to do their business when I'm in.

I'm kind of... I don't know, is it flattered?

The Automate options in Photoshop are AWESOME.

Let's see if anyone bites on this batch, cuz I feel like I really need to unload some things and free up space, though the extra cash wouldn't hurt ( Read more... )

If someone can't use a touch-screen based kiosk with on-screen and spoken instructions that detail step-by-step how to order photographs, should they be:

-"Upgraded" in a shady clinic/electronics shop

-Terminated

-Directed to a gumball machine for further testing and examination

-The Cincinatti Reds

OK! Apparently Lisa's back on the 30th. Woo.

I've got all the files I could save off of my old computer and am looking at the file lists thinking about what to do about all this web... business. Considering a re-organizing of things, along with possibly doing a goofy set of one shots while RK is between books.

Another week down.

I have not yet taken a human life.