Lieutenant, did you just ask me for the network equivalent of 'pix or it didn't happen'?
... You know, you're probably right. Imagine. Doing a night raid on a gun runner. Suddenly - you drop a bag of chihuahua-infused rubber balls on 'em. Christ. We'd make millions.
Comparatively? Yeah. He is.
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Got a question. There a minimum age you can be to join the force?
Well it wouldn't be real chihuahuas! I mean. Even if it were we'd be doing the world a favor.
Huh. Fancy that.
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... She's ... got her moments where she's not. I can't in good faith recommend her for any position of a particularly sensitive nature - she has this whole thing where she thinks first and asks questions after she'd been impaled to a goddamn door. But she's a smart kid, that aside. And she's capable. She hunts demons back from our world, same as I do. Only she's just human - which makes it more impressive, I'd say.
How else are you going to get chihuahua essence, Nero?
It's not that surprising.
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That's good to keep in mind. She'd probably have to be a strong fighter if she's going to make it through, if she charges into places. She's been injured quite a few times in her stay here, as I recall.
Well how's that different from every other damn day of the week? I'm your own personal barrel of laughs.
... There's chemists here. Somebody could figure it out.
Yeah, yeah.
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Actually, I had a thought. What if we form up a division that specializes in demonic activity? I mean, it's not like there's a shortage of 'em here, and not all of them are as cute and cuddly as I am. Lady knows her lore, I've got enough firepower to take down most shit that comes my way, and if you decide to take on Esther Blanchett, she'd-- well I'd like to keep an eye on her. Pretty sure it's my fault she decided to join up in the first place.
I can give you a reference for her, too, if you want.
I suppose you are threatening me with a kneecapping about every other day.
With my luck, it'd probably wind up in the water supply and everyone would be hyperactive.
...He's a good dog no matter his size.
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Demonic activity? Well, we've a Soul activity unit and a Special Assaults Unit, we could try putting it as a subset of Special Assaults? Sanya would probably be interested as well- he seems to specialize in that sort of thing.
Esther Blanchett seems to do better when she has time to prepare- she said she specialized in explosives, and she's not the best shot. I'm not sure I'd put her in a unit like that, unless she's got experience dealing with demons that I'm not aware of.
Abel Nightroad's given me one already, so go ahead if you like.
... Like that thing the other day? Christ, what a nightmare.
Hey, I'm not denying it.
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Sure. Seems smart to play to everyone's strengths. Sanya, he's that new guy, right?
I wouldn't want her in any sort of field duty anyways. I just want to keep an eye on her. Hell, we could stick her with secretarial work while I up her combat skills. I've already offered to teach her firearms.
Sure. I'll draw something up. It'll be on your desk tomorrow morning.
Apparently not, if I'm still being threatened with kneecappings.
Much like that. That's not the first time that sort of thing's happened.
Good. Otherwise I'd have to stop talking to you.
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Yes, he joined recently. He's from the same world as Nicodemus, for what it's worth.
I don't really think field duty'd be comfortable for her anyways. I gave her a few pointers when she did her demonstration for me- she seems willing enough to learn, but a bit flustered.
... Che'. Figures. I suppose you'll say 'no' if I go provoke the bastard, right?
Agreed.
... Well I wasn't being serious. I make enough on the side with my gun shop. But. Seriously? What do you make? ... Is that even a kosher question to ask?
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... What if we put like, essence of chihuahua IN the balls?
Of course I think you're joking. He's like five pounds soaking wet. I bet I could fit him in a decent sized teacup.
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...I feel like that might need to be registered as a weapon.
He's not that small!
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... You know, you're probably right. Imagine. Doing a night raid on a gun runner. Suddenly - you drop a bag of chihuahua-infused rubber balls on 'em. Christ. We'd make millions.
Comparatively? Yeah. He is.
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Got a question. There a minimum age you can be to join the force?
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They'd probably hurt themselves trying to shoot the things.
Puppy. He's still effective.
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I don't think we've set a regulation, why?
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... You know, I sort of want to try this.
So how big'll he be when he's an adult?
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Lady wants to join. She's ... Christ, seventeen now, I think? But I said I'd talk to you about it and give you a reference.
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Animal rights people would get to us first, I think.
I don't know. He's a mutt, but I'd guess probably just below the knee or so.
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Ah. She just spoke to me, actually. I don't really see a problem with it, if she's mature enough to handle the job.
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Well it wouldn't be real chihuahuas! I mean. Even if it were we'd be doing the world a favor.
Huh. Fancy that.
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... She's ... got her moments where she's not. I can't in good faith recommend her for any position of a particularly sensitive nature - she has this whole thing where she thinks first and asks questions after she'd been impaled to a goddamn door. But she's a smart kid, that aside. And she's capable. She hunts demons back from our world, same as I do. Only she's just human - which makes it more impressive, I'd say.
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How else are you going to get chihuahua essence, Nero?
It's not that surprising.
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That's good to keep in mind. She'd probably have to be a strong fighter if she's going to make it through, if she charges into places. She's been injured quite a few times in her stay here, as I recall.
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... There's chemists here. Somebody could figure it out.
Yeah, yeah.
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Actually, I had a thought. What if we form up a division that specializes in demonic activity? I mean, it's not like there's a shortage of 'em here, and not all of them are as cute and cuddly as I am. Lady knows her lore, I've got enough firepower to take down most shit that comes my way, and if you decide to take on Esther Blanchett, she'd-- well I'd like to keep an eye on her. Pretty sure it's my fault she decided to join up in the first place.
I can give you a reference for her, too, if you want.
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With my luck, it'd probably wind up in the water supply and everyone would be hyperactive.
...He's a good dog no matter his size.
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Demonic activity? Well, we've a Soul activity unit and a Special Assaults Unit, we could try putting it as a subset of Special Assaults? Sanya would probably be interested as well- he seems to specialize in that sort of thing.
Esther Blanchett seems to do better when she has time to prepare- she said she specialized in explosives, and she's not the best shot. I'm not sure I'd put her in a unit like that, unless she's got experience dealing with demons that I'm not aware of.
Abel Nightroad's given me one already, so go ahead if you like.
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... Like that thing the other day? Christ, what a nightmare.
Hey, I'm not denying it.
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Sure. Seems smart to play to everyone's strengths. Sanya, he's that new guy, right?
I wouldn't want her in any sort of field duty anyways. I just want to keep an eye on her. Hell, we could stick her with secretarial work while I up her combat skills. I've already offered to teach her firearms.
Sure. I'll draw something up. It'll be on your desk tomorrow morning.
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Much like that. That's not the first time that sort of thing's happened.
Good. Otherwise I'd have to stop talking to you.
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Yes, he joined recently. He's from the same world as Nicodemus, for what it's worth.
I don't really think field duty'd be comfortable for her anyways. I gave her a few pointers when she did her demonstration for me- she seems willing enough to learn, but a bit flustered.
Thanks.
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You're kidding.
Hey! I like dogs. I offered to babysit him once, remember?
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Nicodemus is that asshole demon, right. Well fair enough. We can use all the help we can get.
Yeah. She's... I wouldn't call her delicate, but she's just. ... Not a fighter. Not in the sense we're probably used to, anyways.
No prob. I want a pay raise.
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Nope. The water gets messed with more frequently than I'd like to remember.
I remember.
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He's been having duels with a few police officers that go a bit far, and then calling medics for them.
That's alright. Not everyone should be a fighter.
You can have one when I get one.
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Oooooookay I'm sticking to seven-up.
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... Che'. Figures. I suppose you'll say 'no' if I go provoke the bastard, right?
Agreed.
... Well I wasn't being serious. I make enough on the side with my gun shop. But. Seriously? What do you make? ... Is that even a kosher question to ask?
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