Man. I swear. One of these days I'll kidnap you and spend the entire day teaching you important life lessons, like, don't backtalk bikers in black leather and don't eat ice cream at the beach.
No, I know. She's a police officer back on her world, huh? But I meant like, as warden specifically.
...Right. Amestris is slightly landlocked, the closest to a beach I've been recently is a desert.
I think so, yes. ...Well. We'll see how the votes go, I think it'll probably be between her and Captain Hitsugaya, and I'm fairly sure she has the support of most of the police force.
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She'll be around whether or not she's re-elected.
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No, I know. She's a police officer back on her world, huh? But I meant like, as warden specifically.
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I think so, yes. ...Well. We'll see how the votes go, I think it'll probably be between her and Captain Hitsugaya, and I'm fairly sure she has the support of most of the police force.
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... I haven't voted yet. Guess I should go do that, huh. You'll probably kick me into orbit if I don't.
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Yes. That or I'll sic Hayate on you.
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... Lieutenant.
Hayate comes up to like. My ankle.
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He goes for the jugular.
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... Does he carry around a little doggie trampoline? Because that's the only way I'm imagining this terrible frontal assault.
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It was from behind, last time it happened. And I think he just jumped.
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Genetically engineered attack chihuahua?
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He's a puppy, Nero, he's still growing. For goodness sake. Have you seen a chihuahua?
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... I booted one down a flight of stairs once. That count?
I'm kidding.
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They're hyperactive enough that I would have asked what it had done to deserve it. Hayate doesn't bounce nearly that much.
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If I wanted something that damn bouncy I'd get. Like. ... ... A ball. Christ.
No. But apparently he's a ferocious attack dog.
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I think they'd probably outbounce some balls.
You think I'm joking.
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