I ain't scared to keep it real!

Papa just popped the benedryl capsules and is going down slowly but surely. Figured I would share.

I'm a little teapot short and stout
Here is my handle, here is my spout
I'm a gansta' cowboy rough and rude
I apologize if my language is crude

Let me just tell ya'll...Papa Bear might have a nervous breakdown relatively soon! School + Youth Pastoring = Gray Hair. No...I am sure it would probably be an easy task for most people...but I like the simple life. Haha...that and I have 10 books that I have to read in their entirity by the end of this semester!!! And I ain't talkin Dr. Suess ( Read more... )

So so so so... what's up all you crazies? I really don't understand how I can be so spastic on writing my entries?! Actually, I think it might be an ancient form of voodoo magic ( Read more... )

I just wanted to clarify to everyone that, despite the rumors, I am a gangsta' cowboy! It has taken much self reflection to come to grip with this fact. But what can I say...it just runs in the blood. Some have it and some don't ( Read more... )

What's up team? I know everyone has been on the edge of their seat waiting for me to update my journal. This is the moment you have all been waiting for!!! The great Randini is back!!!

But anyways, I have to get used to writing in this bad boy again...so this entry may be a tad bit short. Go team!

Happy Freakin' New Year's Eve everybody!!! I hope everything is grand in your lives. Today is my boy, Snack Pack's, birthday!!! 14 today. I can't believe one more year and he will be driving!!! Scary thought. (Ha ha. Wink wink, Snackies) There is nothing more depressing than having to take down Christmas decorations. I DON'T want it to go ( Read more... )

This is the day that I have been waiting and longing for!!! Anchorman is out of DVD today. Bout to make the "all famous" Target run...to by it. (I really never shop at Target. But I will today.) Hmmm...wow...the ole brain is running dry of creativity tonight ( Read more... )

Merry Christmas Everyone!!!