I get the feeling that if I watched American Idol, I'd be pretty pissed off this morning. Instead, I'm incredibly satisfied with myself. The cats woke me up at 5am and before I went back to sleep, I sang a rousing rendition of "I'm an obnoxious little girl who sings at 7am every fucking morning and my mom won't shut me up." I sang until I heard my ( Read more... )

I am so fucking sick of business as usual. I receive a million emails a day telling me about special offers and deals. I don't believe any of them. I know they're all bullshit. But I figured I'd go check one out today at Sprint. I wanted to add a line to my contract. As low as 9.99 a month they say! Sure, okay, I didn't expect to get the 10 buck ( Read more... )

Quite possibly the worst shift ever. Worst last few days ever.

HOORAAAY!!! The filly Rachel Alexandra is the Preakness winner! Git it Gurl!

This isn't going to work out. Why am I waiting?

Advance Tori Amos. There is just no describing this woman's voice or sensibilities. She will always be soothing and completely riling to me at the same time ( Read more... )

The Terminator series is kind of awesome. Yes, I'm on the 20 years late bus, but I don't care. Thank you Christian Bale for being in number four so that I was compelled to watch the first three. Awesome!

So does it make me a bad person that I was disappointed when the Craigslist killer was captured because he hadn't killed you yet? Oh, probably.

I'm so into you ( Read more... )

Today sucked. I know people can't read minds, and I shouldn't expect them to, but it's getting more and more difficult to ignore the fact that soulmate material would be woven out of something stronger. I guess ( Read more... )