Whitmore Toad Pirate rest your eyes and go back to the beast ( Read more... )

So I just realized what the one thing, the one ambition in life that I have, is ( Read more... )

The two of them are now safe at home.

Hey, give me a listen ( Read more... )

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Tom Michael Van Der Lee's Aliases

Your movie star name: Chicken Nuggets Wesley

Your fashion designer name is Tom Vatican

Your socialite name is Pompus North Vancouver

Your fly girl / guy name is T Van

Your detective name is Raven Windsor

Your barfly name is Freezie Wine

Your soap opera name is Michael Byron

Your rock star name is Mr. Big ( Read more... )

You know, the sun is in your eyes ( Read more... )

So, here I sit, naked, cold, and alone, at my dad's, hiding and secretly typing this.

And half my friends are appalled at me.

And I've ruined more lives.

And made more mistakes.

And I've cried, and cried, and cried.

And some days I feel like a god.

And others, I get banished back to Hell.

I feel so alone.

I always need someone.

I hate this

Into the distance, a ribbon of black ( Read more... )

NARRATOR ( Read more... )