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So I just realized what the one thing, the one ambition in life that I have, is.
I want to have a trampoline.
But not just ANY trampoline! Oh no...
A TRAMPoline.
Made of TRAMPS.
That bitch at you ever time you land on them, but it doesn't matter, cause they can't do a damn thing about it, and if they don't shut up you get to kick them in the Tramp Hole. (Conveniently located near wherever you are standing)
See, it won't be so hard to compose such a great instrument of pleasure.
Hell, I've already got my sister.
Now I just need to trick her into calling up all of her friends, and before they know it...BWAHAHAHA!
The question is whether to attack with twine, duct tape, or love.
...
Or I could just put some cheesecake in the center of their trampy puddle, and of course, them being tramps WITH A NEED FOR CHEESECAKE, well, they'd all run for it.
And by the time the dust has settled, they'll have crashed and become ONE entity.
The TRAMPoline entity.
Fuck YES!
I want to have a trampoline.
But not just ANY trampoline! Oh no...
A TRAMPoline.
Made of TRAMPS.
That bitch at you ever time you land on them, but it doesn't matter, cause they can't do a damn thing about it, and if they don't shut up you get to kick them in the Tramp Hole. (Conveniently located near wherever you are standing)
See, it won't be so hard to compose such a great instrument of pleasure.
Hell, I've already got my sister.
Now I just need to trick her into calling up all of her friends, and before they know it...BWAHAHAHA!
The question is whether to attack with twine, duct tape, or love.
...
Or I could just put some cheesecake in the center of their trampy puddle, and of course, them being tramps WITH A NEED FOR CHEESECAKE, well, they'd all run for it.
And by the time the dust has settled, they'll have crashed and become ONE entity.
The TRAMPoline entity.
Fuck YES!