five crazy things xabi did (+ bonus crack version).

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Xabi Alonso is a wild, wild man who does crazy things he can't even begin to tell us about. This is my canon. Let's hope that doesn't involve googling himself though.

Xabi Alonso, some Stevie/Xabi, and a surprise!hint of another pairing. 200 words + 200 words of crack. Disclaimer: No Fernando Torreses or Tumblr memes were hurt in the writing of

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Well. Fine. I was in the middle of replying to your message on Tumblr and being all, "YES, DO A CRACK AND A NON-CRACK VERSION ASDFYNBGVRSFNYBGVDFY", but then I figured I should check LJ and lo and behold.

YOU WROTE IT. :D

BRB READING.

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I'll think about the crack version some more definitely. XD

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YESSSS. DO IT.

And you know, since I have you here:
I saw Kickette sort of shipping Luca's sister and Cristiano Jr. and I was like, "HELL NO. Over Jon and Luca's dead bodies. >.>
L-O-L. Uhmm, no. But there is totally potential J/L here. Because Jon likes when Cristiano comes over, y/n? Luca, on the other hand...not so much, because he brings ~that boy who sneaks glances at his sister, which he doesn't approve of. EVERYTHING MAKES ME WANT J/L. D;

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Crack version is just going to be RM/Spain crack probably. I have to involve Cesc somehow in this...ummm.

That Boy. LMAO. He is totally ~That Boy. I can imagine Luca saying that so clearly and full of derision, omg. XD

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1. I can actually totally picture drunk Xabi. OMG, you should totes write drunk!Xabi fic. Drunk!Xabi with How-Do-I-Exploit-This-Situation!Iker.

2. I was going to quote the second sentence, and then also the third and then the last one. So basically. ALL OF IT. ♥

3. Pfght. Not even a Liverpool fan, but ngh, those two goals, okay. Just. Wow.

4. LMAO. BACKSTREET BOYS. And. Quit Playing Games, omg. Of course he's proud of it, he ~feels it, y'know. Bahaha. I heart your Xabi.

5. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I assumed this would pop up somewhere but asdfgyubhdrgfnyu.

ILOVEDALLOFTHIS.

(Nothing to do with fic, but re: Googling himself [why does that sound like a bad innuendo? Anyway.] while I feel like Xabi doesn't deign to bother himself with that, [moreso because I don't think he cares all that much, instead of...y'know, the fact that he's ~classy] I can totally picture Cesc and/or Sergio doing this? Like. Wake up. Check Twitter. Tweet. And then, Google time. They probably wasted hours the first time they did this.)

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Drunk!Xabi is my favourite trope ever, probably.

I will always equate him and that song now, lololol.

LOL I CAN IMAGINE. Oh, God, the things they must have found. D:

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drunk!Xabi fic. Drunk!Xabi with How-Do-I-Exploit-This-Situation!Iker

i agree with this, please do it, s.

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I don't even know what you're talking about.

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Nononono. Why you want to abstain from writing football fics :(?
You're so, so great at it. Actually I've been lurking in retorico, heheh.

Now, on the fic:

Somehow, it doesn't ever go in when he's not wearing Liverpool red.
Thiiiiiiiiis. A lot. He fails everytime and it's getting on my nerves but in the other hand I like to think that is because it's a ~Liverpool FC thing.

No. 5 just, <3 <3 <3. LOL a hint of s/x? that kiss is THE kiss, ~special.

Btw, I don't know if you've seen that question on tumblr about who was your OTP, it was me, and I can't remember if I went anon e_e, I just secretly wanted you to answer me it was s/x... lol I'm giggling stupidly.

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Fernando Torres's stupid fault, mostly.

I'm glad you liked this! I just added The Crack Version to the post, if you want to check it out. :)

Oh oh, I forgot to answer that. >.> Sorry. And of course it's S/X. :)

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1. ASDFGUNBDYVGCFBUVYGRVBFYDVGRYFVDG OMG. MY BRAIN MOSTLY CANNOT GET PAST FULL BODY WAX. And you know what? Cesc would so fucking approve. And say something inappropriate at the next NT meeting like, "Your chest is unusually smooth, Xabi, what is that about?" And Xabi will have to like...jerk away when he sees Cesc's hand reaching out to touch him.

Okay. Okay. Continuing on.

2. LOL. FAKE TATTOOS. And Iker just expertly pretends to ignore his existence. LMAO.

3. asdfnybgvrfgunbtfgu
TUMBLR. HOLA, QUERIDA. Cesc and Sergio totally send in submissions, don't they?

4. OMG. The idea of footballers going on forums and joining discussions. >.>

5. HAHAHA. OT6!

ASDFGUNYHDVTGNIUJBHVERFNGUBHVRTG
SHADAE, I LOVE YOU. ♥___♥

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LMAO, of course Cesc would approve. Hahaha, oh God.

Cesc and Sergio totally run that blog. Then they'll check Xabi's internet history and they will be SO SMUG.

Of course I would find a way to sneak Xabi/Becks in here. >.>

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it doesn't ever go in when he's not wearing Liverpool red.
oh i see. killing me softly~

this is so brilliant. no surprise there but oh. really. and crack!#5...i have no words. also, #3. i totally see that happening.

also, as much as i adore your serious business you really have to write more crack. just a suggestion.

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Thank you! And heh, I really do like writing crack, but I tend to think that I suck at it most of the time. I'm really glad you liked this, though. :)