five crazy things xabi did (+ bonus crack version).

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Xabi Alonso is a wild, wild man who does crazy things he can't even begin to tell us about. This is my canon. Let's hope that doesn't involve googling himself though.

Xabi Alonso, some Stevie/Xabi, and a surprise!hint of another pairing. 200 words + 200 words of crack. Disclaimer: No Fernando Torreses or Tumblr memes were hurt in the writing of

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Well. Fine. I was in the middle of replying to your message on Tumblr and being all, "YES, DO A CRACK AND A NON-CRACK VERSION ASDFYNBGVRSFNYBGVDFY", but then I figured I should check LJ and lo and behold.

YOU WROTE IT. :D

BRB READING.

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I'll think about the crack version some more definitely. XD

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YESSSS. DO IT.

And you know, since I have you here:
I saw Kickette sort of shipping Luca's sister and Cristiano Jr. and I was like, "HELL NO. Over Jon and Luca's dead bodies. >.>
L-O-L. Uhmm, no. But there is totally potential J/L here. Because Jon likes when Cristiano comes over, y/n? Luca, on the other hand...not so much, because he brings ~that boy who sneaks glances at his sister, which he doesn't approve of. EVERYTHING MAKES ME WANT J/L. D;

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Crack version is just going to be RM/Spain crack probably. I have to involve Cesc somehow in this...ummm.

That Boy. LMAO. He is totally ~That Boy. I can imagine Luca saying that so clearly and full of derision, omg. XD

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You can't write about Xabi doing crazy things and not involve Cesc in some shape or form. XD. He is the source of all bad ideas.

LOL. Oh, Luca. IDK if Jon would get a kick out of the looks of disapproval Luca casts Cris Jr., or if he'll feel compelled to agree because if it was his sister...well.

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OMG, I just finished crack!version. Hahaha, what is my life.

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Added crack version to post. What am I DOING.