I have a tendency to get severely attached to television shows. Severely. Attached. I treat my television engagements better than I treat friends. This week it's Lost. I missed the boat when it first came out last year so I bought myself the DVDs and I'm hooked. A day or two ago I watched the episode with the flashback of Jack and Sarah's ( Read more... )

I took my life into my own hands the other day by snapping a picture of someone riding the bus with me who probably needed little excuse to hold me down and gnaw on my throat. Some girl sitting next to me kept looking over to see what I was doing, so I had to go about my business warily because she probably would have thought poorly of me if she ( Read more... )

This is the single greatest thing I've ever seen, mostly because generally speaking I don't like cats very much.


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"I'm looking for a whore named Jesse. Shouldn't be too hard to find ( Read more... )

Pepeshrimp: So I was thinking about Jess Pulcinella.
Pepeshrimp: I was taking a shit.
bryan likes it: Was it laxative-induced?
Pepeshrimp: I wish!
bryan likes it: I hear if you only eat fruit and then use laxatives to blast it out your ass before your body can process it, you can go from a fatty in middle school that everyone made fun of to a ( Read more... )

My computer was inexplicably having trouble logging onto the internet for the past two days. But for once it wasn't my fault: Macs essentially can't get viruses. I ran the antivirus program anyhow and - surprise - it came up cleaner than a midget nun. The apartment complex gave me the service number for the internet service provider and after ( Read more... )

A long time ago I wrote an entry about my classes this semester. I didn't do the other half the next day because, frankly, the fact that school sucked so badly was driving me to brink of alcoholism so the less I talked about it, the better. I've since had to retool my schedule because the advising department is incompetent. My official class ( Read more... )

Sometimes you have days where ridiculousness comes down off the stage and sits in your lap, forcing you to notice it and shove a dollar in its G-string to make it go away before you catch something ( Read more... )

Before I forget, I was tagged by a_fatal_mistake to do this nonsense. Bitch.

Name six songs that you are currently digging. It doesn't matter what genre they are from or whether they have words, but they must be songs you're really enjoying right now. Post these instructions and then list the six artists and the songs in your LiveJournal. Then tag six other ( Read more... )

2005 Year In Flicks: Red Eye


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