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HAY LOOK GUYS LIVEJOURNAL
Roxymoron87 (12:42:20 PM): on the bright side orbit and eclipse are now FDA approved.
Scotts Vengeance (12:42:30 PM): thank god -
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I feel like there is no greater proof that I'm getting old than the fact that I and half my friends have gotten too lazy to come up with cutesy away messages, and just go with "I am away from my computer right now" a good 75% of the time. -
Bob Nelson knows romance, y'all.
BobsJustice (12:59:23 AM): I'll buy you the finest damn trailer on Avenue A and show you off to the guys at Ruggos Bar -
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So I decided to read some of Scott's old livejournal entries because I'm bored and the forum sucks today and he's the only one of you fucks who still updates regularly. So I'm looking at one of his super happy fun time WHEEE I TOOK PICTUUUUURES posts and he's wearing this bandana and I'm like jesus is this a thing we're doing now? Then I scrolled ( Read more... ) -
If I had a nickel. . .
So I went to pull my work clothes out of the washing machine, but I couldn't find the Downey ball anywhere. Turns out? Damn thing had wormed its way up my pant leg.
. . . just one more instance in which I can claim that _____ "accidentally" got into my pants. -
I've got a really good heart, I just can't catch a break.
I really should be writing, but of course I'm not. I swear, for someone who wants to make a career from this shit I'm sure not interested.
ANYWAY, quick poll of those of you who know what I look like (or don't, I don't care that much): who thinks I should make my hair red again? -
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So I'm in Charleston. No job yet. I was going to go to Michigan but decided to be an adult for fucking once.
Unpacking all of my shit for the first time since. . .Roanoke, I think, is odd. It turns out I have a lot of scented candles. If I meet a boy who lets me light them all and doesn't get a headache I think I'll marry him. -
Its time to make some changes.
I've decided to proclaim Victoria Beckham (a.k.a Posh Spice, or "Vicki B"as I like to call her) is my new and official Celebrity Role Model.
Not time to talk. Need to get a spray tan. -
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BORING ASS WORK POST
So I'm more or less being kicked out of my department. They're moving most of the e-mail volume to our Pensacola office, and forcing 2/3 of our team to move to coporate. They said I was chosen because of "[my] particular skill set" but since, of the skills required in corporate, I have. . .none, I would assume that actually means "you have no ( Read more... )