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[repeatshimself]

As the only person here who has probably actually written fanfiction, I feel the need to tell you people a few important things about the hobby.

First thing's first, don't write about real people. I mean do you want fanfiction written about yourself (the correct answer to this query is no. Let me tell you, people speculating about your love life

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[team_sociopath]

Why would you put the idea in anyone's head? Ew.

[repeatshimself]

The idea is already out there! People already think it.

[team_sociopath]

But now they are definitely thinking about it. Even if they weren't before. You're forgetting the golden rule here bro.

[repeatshimself]

Maybe I can add in some kind of super villain clause.

[had_not_lived]

You don't mean Captain Kirk from the Enterprise?

[repeatshimself]

Not the one who was here.

He was imposter!Kirk. I mean really, you can't be Kirk if you're not William Shatner.

[had_not_lived]

...I'm sorry, I'm lost.

[repeatshimself]

Come over tonight, I'll show you.

[azhdarchidae]

Warnings? But that would just ruin the surprise for readers!

Kidding, kidding.

[repeatshimself]

There are things no one needs to be surprised by.

Hey, Janine.

[azhdarchidae]

I'm waiting for the ones that really cry out for brain bleach, but I haven't really seen anything that qualifies. I guess it'd be different if I knew more of these people.

Hey, Billy.

[repeatshimself]

So far it's been tame.

[He says this because he hasn't seen the Tony/Steve fondue party yet]

And I'm hoping it stays that way.

[lookjustlike]

So much this, except I agree with Tommy that no one needs ideas.

[repeatshimself]

I just needed to get that out there.

[lookjustlike]

Also, nothing is worse than the waist/waste errors.

[repeatshimself]

Things no one should have published on the internet!