[Those living in and around Harry's cabin may have been hearing the odd small explosion in the nights over the last few weeks. These have now ceased]

Sorry about the noise recently. I'm done now. See, this is what I had a basement for back home.

( [Filtered to Joshua: 95% unhackable] )

Oh, hell's bells, Harry, come on. Can we try getting some self-control, please? Jeez, Axel is right. Anything with hips, huh? Guess once you've gone gay, you're stuck that way. But stars above, what happened to commitment?

...and, yeah, you're talking to yourself again. I remember the good old days when that only happened in near-death experiences.

I have never been so happy to say goodbye to a pair of breasts. [To his jeans] Welcome back, old friend. Good to see you again.

From the spoooooky ghost that just passed my window, I deduce that it may be almost Halloween. Therefore it's almost my birthday. I hope I'm going to get lots of lovely presents off you all. Ooh, can I have a cake? With chocolate frosting and candles?

[Lalala, woken up, going to shave, looking in the mirror ( Read more... )

[This is a Harry. This is a moody Harry. This is a moody Harry with an aching body, trying to clear up half a forest by himself. He's already spent all the last two days trying, with varying levels of success, to fix the damage caused in the fights. Just because nobody else seems to be doing it]

I want it to be known that I hate you all. Especially ( Read more... )

Hey, guys.

It's come to my attention that lots of people think it's funny to rip up the village. Just as a warning, next person I see running around blowing stuff up or biting people is gonna get the business end of this staff [Waves it in front of the crow's eye] shoved down their throat. And then I will pour fire down it. Or maybe you'd prefer ( Read more... )

Now I've left my period of self-imposed hermithood, I feel the need to ask. Is anyone else bored out of their minds? Somebody talk to me! Hell's bells, I'll even take Dustbunny and Axel snarking at me.

( [Filtered to Axel: 90% unhackable] )

( [Filtered to Axel: 90% unhackable] )