Top Five New Pet Names For My 'Junk'

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5. KC & The Sunshine Band

4. The Munch Bunch

3. Phillip Pullman & His Dark Materials

2. Washstand & Hand Towels

1. The Extended Oxford English Reference Dictionary & Thesaurus

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[reneezellweger]

Zach Galifianakis: "In order to attract the artsy crowd, and also because I'm a dirty comic, I've decided to name my genitalia 'Belle & Sebastian'."