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it looks like im headed north.

( randome picture time )

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fuck me ( Read more... )

this is going to be fucking crazy.

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I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO BANG MY FACE INTO SOMETHING REALLY REALLY REALLY HARD.

I AM SPIT ON THE HAIR OF A SON OF AN ELECTRON
SWIMMING AROUND THE NUCLEUS OF A CELL
INSIDE THE SPERM OF A KILLER BEE
AND MY PURPOSE IS AS NEBULOUS AS WHY WE'VE BEEN BESTOWED
WITH THE CAPACITY TO GIVE A SHIT.

my little cousin is the perfect example for why i never want children. we're watching him while his parents take his brother to Bowdoin. he's so...4-years-old. goddamnit!
i went to micheal's and bought him playdough, which he promptly opened and sniffed, demanded my sister make him a train out of it, then walked away.

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i was in the hospital last night. i have a kidney stone. ew. let me tell you, stones of any kind in one's organs hurt so bad, that my brain actually released 10 fucking pounds of endorphins so that eventually it went beyond pain.

anyway, me and my stone are going to go get a drink now. later.