Comments | reijigin: To the house-mates:

reijigin

To the house-mates:

Jan 19, 2008 19:50

1 - GET THE FUCK OUT THE KITCHEN SOMETIMES. You have been in there ALL DAY. Either you were watching TV, or fucking around on your laptop, or sorting your mail, or reading a book, or something else that DOES NOT REQUIRE YOU TO BE IN THE KITCHEN AND KEEPS ME FROM USING IT. I'm fucking hungry and I can't cook because you spread your shit all over the ( Read more... )

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spring90 January 21 2008, 19:28:48 UTC

Sounds like a pleasant living situation...

reijigin January 21 2008, 20:48:06 UTC

Just annoying.

Yesterday the dude roommate went out of town, so chick roommate came to me and this is how she tells me when he'll be back:

"Oh he's out of town and won't be back until Tuesday night, so if you see any guys in the house before then... Call the police."

WHAT.

crazy_catlady January 22 2008, 03:17:43 UTC

Patience of a saint. I personally might have killed somebody by now. Makes me hope my brothers are never anyone's roommates.

reijigin January 22 2008, 03:34:41 UTC

Today she yelled my name repeatedly from the top of the stairs until I came up. Then she told me there was a spider on the banister halfway down and wanted me to kill it because she was afraid to go downstairs with it there.

:D