Got into a car accident today. Wasn't my fault but according to the state of Florida it was. He was in the middle lane and wanted to make a left turn so he did it and i rearended him.

Shit has got to change for me sooner or later.

I'm in love...her name is April but her stripper name is Sierra

*edit*

P.S.
She's my prom date. Robin thinks i should treat her like a lady, i think i should treat her like a stripper...maybe get some profit off the prom selling lapdances.

Just another day

I'm gonna grow my hair out really long.

It's sad to call this an actual update.

James and I were supposed to die last night at midnight but we're still here. Instead i just got pulled over for speeding. Homecoming is stupid.

I lost homecoming king =(. The other guy looked better so yeah, good for him. I'm not gonna say anything more on that except for the fact that i wanted something and like always i didn't get it.

"Desire is man's ultimate weakness"
-Some dude (can't remember who at the moment)

Me: sweet I made a hundred dollars tonight
Nathan (my boss): congrads, it's not that much. In stripper terms that's like one bj
Me: good for them i don't suck cock
Nathan: Maybe you should consider it

You aren't worth my effort
None of you are worth my time
Let's start fresh
It's a brand new day in a life that I hate

Since I'm making crazy money I think for prom my date should be a stripper. I can easily do that since having sex with em goes for about 200 dollars im guessing that it will be slightly under that which i can make in about 20 hours.

List 10 things that bring you a moment of joy:
Tag six friends to do the same.

in no particular order:

1. dominos
2. strippers
3. the possibility of winning homecoming
4. WoW
5. BASI
6. skipping class
7. God of War
8. Economics class
9. when the computer doesn't fuck up
10. porn

I'll tag: James, Oss, Erin and i don't have anyother friends...yay