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Mar 21, 2015 13:08

Kenzi's life had taken a turn for the exhausting. So many places to sneak into! So much food to walk off with! So many people to snicker at! .... so she was taking a nap today. All day was Nap Day, if you asked her ( Read more... )

bdes suck, 43 unicorn, roland the musically inclined, zenkie gothika anonykitty, bo the impossible, needful things, some crazy chick robbing us in daylight

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Thief's Identity NFB! TW: Lots of Drug (Ab)Use, Treated Flippantly! holyshitsnacks March 21 2015, 23:36:58 UTC
Pam was a ninja. Okay, she wasn't wearing black, and she wasn't being all that quiet, but she was still a ninja. Oh! Oh! Maybe she was a cat burglar! A sneaky, sexy catburglar whose tits looked way better lately, like, was coke magically boob-enhancing? Huh. Maybe they just looked hot as balls 'cause she'd lost a little weight. Not on purpose or anything, just from all the coke.

Her dealer had sent her here to get some kind of amulet-thing, and she wasn't really sure what that was, but she was going to get it. She cased the joint, and decided to climb in through a window. From there, she'd sneak upstairs and grab the amulet from where she was hoping it was, like, in a jewelry box or something, 'cause that was her first guess.

Her plan had some gaping flaws in it, such as the fact that she wasn't stealthy, in the least, since she was humming the theme to meta for Mission: Impossible. And that she wasn't acrobatic enough to climb through a window without actually losing her balance and thumping in a heap on the floor, with a even-less ( ... )

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Re: Re: Re: Re: Thief's Identity NFB! TW: Lots of Drug (Ab)Use, Treated Flippantly! holyshitsnacks March 22 2015, 01:16:39 UTC
"My singing's fine!" Pam insisted, missing Roland's point entirely. "And it wouldn't be April Fools if it was April for real!"

It was only the second floor, and luckily, Pam wasn't a pussy! She could handle a drop from up high. Benefit of being a cartoon character and all.

"Gotta go!"

Okay, landing? Yeah, that hurt like a bitch. But she was fine! Jumping out the window had been a much better idea than getting arrested. After all, she couldn't get any cocaine in jail.

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Re: Re: Re: Re: Thief's Identity NFB! TW: Lots of Drug (Ab)Use, Treated Flippantly! regretiz4suckas March 22 2015, 01:19:58 UTC
Kenzi had sat down on the floor by this point, gotten the underwear off Zenkie (sorry not sorry about that front panel, Bo), and taken off her ring so she could more effectively scold her cat.

"You don't know where those have been!... is the cat burglar dead?" Said without much curiosity or worry either way.

Ninjas. What the fuck.

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RE: Re: Re: Re: Re: Thief's Identity NFB! TW: Lots of Drug (Ab)Use, Treated Flippantly! nookiepowered March 22 2015, 01:23:59 UTC
"KENzi!" Bo had more important things to worry about than--- well, okay, no, Bo should probably check if she was dead. There was a shortage of hot-as-balls breasts in the world; it would be a pity to damage those. She ran over to the window and looked down.

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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Thief's Identity NFB! TW: Lots of Drug (Ab)Use, Treated Flippantly! 14andseven March 22 2015, 01:27:40 UTC
Roland had started for the window a moment after the weirdly terrible ninja cat burglar jumped. "I think she's okay," he said. "Or, you know, not physically injured."

He did not think that woman was actually 'okay' by any standards, otherwise.

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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Thief's Identity NFB! TW: Lots of Drug (Ab)Use, Treated Flippantly! regretiz4suckas March 22 2015, 01:30:57 UTC
"Some people, hunh, Zenkie?" Although really, when you thought about it, it was kind of a surprise that no one had stolen Bo's underwear before this. Or maybe they had, but only after getting to know her.

Kenzi got to her feet, shaking her head, the complaining cat under her arm. "Back to our nap!"

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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Thief's Identity NFB! TW: Lots of Drug (Ab)Use, Treated Flippantly! holyshitsnacks March 22 2015, 01:33:31 UTC
Okay, normal people probably would have broken something, and -- really, there was no good reason Pam hadn't, except that she didn't have to obey your boring laws of physics and anatomy, so ner.

Not that her leg was looking very much like it ought to look, but pfft, details!

She waved up at them cheerfully before scrambling to her feet and limping quickly off their property.

TIME FOR MORE COCAINE!!!!!

Damn. Just a shame she'd had to drop that thong.

(AND I'M OUT! I LOVE YOU ALL)

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RE: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Thief's Identity NFB! TW: Lots of Drug (Ab)Use, Treated Flippantly! nookiepowered March 22 2015, 01:34:03 UTC
"Uumm..."

Anyone listening could be forgiven for being unsure if Bo's uumm referred to the little matter of some unresolved invisibility, or just.......everything. Ever. It was that kind of day.

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