Annnnnnnd.....on time for once..... it's the podfic for Day 14!
Tonight's podfic might be slightly familiar to those out there in Listening Land who also follow my Twitter: remember when I asked how you'd voice a magical telepathically talking unicorn who used to be Adam Lambert? Well, now you get to hear the "glimmery" voice!
Okay, it's actually a vocal filter in GarageBand called "glimmer", and not, like, me shaking a can of glitter on my keyboard as I read, but still - Adam Lambert as a Medieval Prince, who has been transfigured into a unicorn as punishment for sleeping with the Court Sorcerer's son! Kris Allen as a Questing Knight, searching for the treasure that will let him take Princess Katherine's hand in marriage! Prince Adam helping Sir Kristopher on his Quest! Blowjobs and Makeouts under a Waterfall! Broken Curses! Ye Olden Dayes Language!
You KNOW you want to hear this one.
The story I'm referring to, of course, is
It Is Written (aka The Brave Knight Saves the Handsome Prince From a Fate Moste Untenable), written by
abusing_sarcasm. I'll be using it as a fill for the "unicorns" square on my
au_bingo card, because, well, UNICORN!ADAM.
(The coverart is actually a selection from
this Middle Ages tapestry. Isn't it lovely?)
You can download the mp3 of It Is Written
over here (thank you,
paraka, for hosting me!), or you can click below to stream the story: