"Golden Globes are just like the Oscars, just without all that esteem."

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Comments

[jolinar]

OH GOSH, YOUR TASTE LEVELS = SO GOOD.

Your best/worst dressed is just so spot on. I can't get over how STUNNING Emma Stone and Kate Beckinsale are in particular. Just, omg, if I were half as pretty I'd be MADE.

AND THAT DRESS WITH THE MODEL OF HORROR. OH, JESUS NO. Guuurrrrl what were you thinking!

ALSO FASSBENDER. I cannot tell you how long I was REELING from Clooney's comments. AND FASSBENDER BITING HIS FINGER IN EMBARRASSMENT. A;SKDL;SKADL;KASD FASSBENDER - YOU. ME. BED. NOW.

ALSO HOW MUCH DO I LOVE HIS GRIN. Every damn time I think of this:

[jolinar]

ALSO I FORGOT TO MENTION:

I PARTICULARLY ENJOY HOW THE CUT OF HIS JACKET IS ALL "BEHOLD THE FASSBENDER VAGINABENDER, OH HELLLL YEAAAH." I'M LOOKING, FASSY, I'M LOOKING.

VAGINABENDER! You fucking kill me ♥!!!!

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:D :D :D :D :D

:X :X :X :X :X

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\:D/ Aw, thanks, bb. Great minds and all. :X

SRSLY. Leave it to George to pull out the penis (er, so to speak) joke at the Oscars and still sounds classy about it lol. FASSY'S REACTION WAS SO PERFECT. I LOVE HIM SO MUCH. :((((((((((((

ME TOO AHAHAHA YESSSSSSSS. That and this vid:

[lennongirl]

Okay, she just a random model at an after-party, but I had to include her for the sheer horror factor. I just. WHAT.

Made my day, ngl.

WHAT THE WHAT. Laughing forever now.

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I wish we had the WTF reaction shots as ppl first saw her at the party alfdkjas.

[sexy_pumpkin]

I don't have cable TV so I miss out on the GG.

Thanks for showing me all the hits & misses,,OMG how gorgeous is Angelina & Charlize,,stunning outfits. I also loved Kate Winslet,,shes so classy.

I hope the Oscars are even better, I'm sure they will be,,even I will get to watch them,,its a direct live telecast,,later & once again I loved your post & pics.

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Oh, next time check the NBC site as I believe it was livestreaming. :D

Aw, you're welcome, bb! Can't wait for the Oscars, omg. *bounces*

[lady_jane]

Thanks for the pics! Fun.

Fassy may not have won

I think anytime someone brings up your monster cock on a stage broadcast to millions, you just won the entire night.

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*hip-bump* My pleasure, bb!

For reals, yo.

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BRB walking my boobs into Fassy's hands in that gif o' genius.

...and I'm back!

He really was! I'm holding out hope he shows up to sit at the Jane Eyre table. I'm desperate.

OMG SLUTTY BUNNY STRIPPER. It's so wrong and yet so damned cute. CAN'T. LOOK. AWAY.