Marion thinks I don't have a livejournal but I do so fuck you marion. I have a livejournal, look, here it is, it's is my online journal where i keep my most secret thoughts and wishes and where i can post pictures and customize my own webpage. So fuck you.

Okay, this weekend was pretty cool; I got to hang out with some friends and relieve some stress before exams.  Basically we just sat around and watched TV.  Nothing too exciting but it was still fun.  But actually something really fucked up happened.  OKay, so I'm downstairs in the kitchen making some ramen noodles, and Samantha comes up to me and ( Read more... )

ivebenjammin14: 'if you can see my silohuette, then you can obviously see that im twiddling my ballsack'
Logalog763: haha
Logalog763: beansack
Logalog763: ...
ivebenjammin14: ahahahahaha
ivebenjammin14: fuck
ivebenjammin14: whatever
ivebenjammin14: same thing
Logalog763: no beansack is so much better

To whom it may concern ( Read more... )

Logalog763: >:o ( Read more... )

Logalog763: i am like a complaints sponge
Logalog763: i soak up complaints
Logalog763: so i store them temporarily
Logalog763: but if someone squeezes me...
Logalog763: this analogy is starting to break down

Logalog763: i feel like american psycho ( Read more... )

Logalog763: i want to have chicken sex with you
readstyle: hmm...what would that entail
Logalog763: chickens fucking
Logalog763: and us being them

getbackinyercage: i want a pet midget
getbackinyercage: i  mean
getbackinyercage: id walk it and feed it
getbackinyercage: and play with it
Logalog763: and make it dance
getbackinyercage: everyday
Logalog763: for 3 hours
getbackinyercage: practice makes purrrrrfect dahce midget dahnce!

fudjmunkey: dammmn, okay well i'm not trying to be fun, i'm just trying to be hotter than katie and chelsea
Logalog763: hmmmm
Logalog763: tough
Logalog763: since i don't know what shirts you have
Logalog763: not since you are not hotter than them
Logalog763: *nice*