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[akatonbo]

The Globe reports that the reason why Tek was looking less than fleet on the basepaths yesterday is that he strained his gluteus maximus during spring training, and it was particularly bothersome yesterday.

Comments

[vtgrrl]

Lord help us - "Backside is an issue?"

I understand the sentiment, but some writer had way too much fun with this article.

[akatonbo]

I had to let myself make all the jokes I wanted to make when I typed up the post, and then take them all back out again. (Except the icon. I'm a bad person.)

[capheine]

Soxaholix is already on the case.

[akatonbo]

This headline linked in the comments killed me dead.

[capheine]

Spectacular. Pardon me while I start Brian McCann in my fantasy league.

[akatonbo]

Well, at least it's something he can obviously play through, since he has been. (Maybe you should look into Ramon Hernandez, though.)

[capheine]

My roommate already owns him :(

[hometownl0ser]

josh willingham for the win!

[capheine]

Oh yeah, and prepare yourself for the deluge of pinkhatters commenting on Varitek's ass and how they'd like to kiss it and make it all better.

[luckycharms3]

pinkhatters.hmm

[aloha_moira]

You have to admit it's a pretty sweet ass. I'm more about the manthighs, personally, but to each her own.

[kkkerosene]

Hmm, I think I could help him fix that problem. Insert angel face here. haha

[mattsetsfire]

haha i was gonna say "i'm sure some girls will help with that"

[hallwayjulie]

IF THERE IS A PROBLEM WITH JASON VARITEK'S ASS I AM SURE I CAN FIX IT BY MAKING A SEXUAL INNUENDO TO THAT EFFECT.

[akatonbo]

WIN.