The One-Question Quiz: Guess the Mystery Object!

[redscharlach]

It's about eight inches long, with a thick green rubber stem and a bulbous, knobbly tip, and it's impressively heavy. Its packaging boasts about its "air-injected pockets for ultimate comfort", and it certainly made me raise an eyebrow when I saw it brazenly displayed in a major London store.

Comments

[twofootsmall]

Dammit, that's not what I was hoping for at all. Although 'reamer' is a satisfactorily filthy word (to my ears, at least).

[princesskraehe]

Well, that's what they're selling it as, anyway. You never know what uses it'll be put to.

[san_valentine]

Looks

Shudders

Goes away to write some slashfic.

[vilakins]

Mine isn't anywhere near as suggestive!

[pheonix_iz_me]

It does look more comfortable though.

[vilakins]

But probably not as stimulating.

[pheonix_iz_me]

You could twist it.

[kazzy_cee]

Why would you need air injected pockets!?!?!??!