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redscharlach

The One-Question Quiz: Guess the Mystery Object!

Jan 19, 2009 23:14

It's about eight inches long, with a thick green rubber stem and a bulbous, knobbly tip, and it's impressively heavy. Its packaging boasts about its "air-injected pockets for ultimate comfort", and it certainly made me raise an eyebrow when I saw it brazenly displayed in a major London store.

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sounds a bit rude, quiz

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vilakins January 20 2009, 03:33:56 UTC

Mine isn't anywhere near as suggestive!

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pheonix_iz_me January 20 2009, 12:23:32 UTC

It does look more comfortable though.

vilakins January 20 2009, 19:29:20 UTC

But probably not as stimulating.

pheonix_iz_me January 20 2009, 20:10:28 UTC

You could twist it.

vilakins January 20 2009, 20:15:50 UTC

Well, that is how you use it. ;-) No big knobs air-filled for comfort though!

pheonix_iz_me January 20 2009, 20:40:15 UTC

Sometimes you want soft and wielding, sometimes you want it hard.

vilakins January 20 2009, 21:13:46 UTC

As long as there's no actual lemon juice involved.

pheonix_iz_me January 20 2009, 22:42:32 UTC

*Ponders*

No, even the most evil of of Mistress's wouldn't go that far.

OUCH!!

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