16. The Single Dad Life

[redrobinhood]

[ooc:Referring to this post The following is a very rapidly written stream of consciousness, to the key of WTF SPHERE. WTF.]

PEOPLE. STOP GOING TO THE WILDERNESS. OR AT LEAST AVOID THE WATER!There's a pool that makes you turn into a girl and one that makes you a BABY. Guess which one my sister found. She's fine. Just ...small

Comments

[earth_uninstall]

While the intel is appreciated, I must say this occurrence is beyond idiotic, even held at the usual standards for the Wilderness.

[redrobinhood]

In order words, this shit is messed up. I hear that.

[earth_uninstall]

Your use of language is difficult to understand. I suggest you reconsider your word order and choices.

[inthecenterfold]

Ever think that maybe your language is hard to understand? Some of you people use insanely big words that the rest of us have never heard of.

[blau_skies]

Dictionaries are not too difficult to procure. However, the jargon of different worlds can be very dissimilar.

Not to mention people, really.

[inthecenterfold]

Sky, I like you, and I like my nuts where Drake can't do terrible things to them.

So because I like both, I'm going to pretend you didn't say anything.

[unwinding_key]

He is going to kill you when he sees that, you do realize.

[inthecenterfold]

Trying to avoid that, honest.

[unwinding_key]

Yet you and I know that he will not see it that way.

[inthecenterfold]

Guy's gotta try?

[blau_skies]

... I am sorry if I said something wrong...?

[unwinding_key]

You did not say anything wrong, Mister Smoke is simply very agitated.

[blau_skies]

Perhaps a hot bath?

[unwinding_key]

You are more than welcome to suggest it but I doubt he will listen.

[blau_skies]

Perhaps if I lent him some of these nice bath salts I found in Vegas.

Do you know if he would prefer lavender or vanilla?

[unwinding_key]

...You are serious.

Vanilla.