16. The Single Dad Life
[ooc:Referring to this post The following is a very rapidly written stream of consciousness, to the key of WTF SPHERE. WTF.]
PEOPLE. STOP GOING TO THE WILDERNESS. OR AT LEAST AVOID THE WATER!
There's a pool that makes you turn into a girl and one that makes you a BABY. Guess which one my sister found. She's fine. Just ...small.
I'm gonna need some of help here. Could someone meet me at the elevator with a blanket?
Oh shit. We're gonna need some small clothes.
And ah...toys!
But we have dinner at least. Shit. How will I get this thing back up?
[ooc: a bit later]
Add pool that "separates pre-existing personalities" to the list.
PEOPLE. STOP GOING TO THE WILDERNESS. OR AT LEAST AVOID THE WATER!
There's a pool that makes you turn into a girl and one that makes you a BABY. Guess which one my sister found. She's fine. Just ...small.
I'm gonna need some of help here. Could someone meet me at the elevator with a blanket?
Oh shit. We're gonna need some small clothes.
And ah...toys!
But we have dinner at least. Shit. How will I get this thing back up?
[ooc: a bit later]
Add pool that "separates pre-existing personalities" to the list.