This is for those of you who have not the first clue about Evangelion. If you ever want to actually see the series (dooo iiiiit! It rocks in a freaky weird shit way!), I advise not reading it because of the spoilers from hell. Entirely Asuka centric.

( The canon of Asuka Langley Sohryu )

A few explanatory notes for people wanting to really annoy her:

( Things Asuka Isn't Allowed To Talk About )

I can't believe the nerve of that woman, sending me here! "We need to go and check out the remains of the Second Branch, Asuka." "Oh, you wouldn't like it, Asuka; why don't you go do something fun?" Blah blah; you mean why don't I let you seduce poor Kaji in peace! Hmph.

And fun? Summer camp? I mean! How old does she think I am? And this place is ( Read more... )